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January 9, 2021

Did he just make fun of this kid? No I mean, was all this real?

SEX OFFENDER #17


This is the face of a registered sex offender from Delaware. He was born on February 26th, 1990. He was convicted of unlawful sexual contact in the second degree on August 20th, 2001. He was eleven years old at the time. He was four feet eleven inches tall and weighed 85 pounds when they charged him.

A person is guilty of unlawful sexual contact in the second degree when the person intentionally has sexual contact with another person who is less than 16 years of age or causes the victim to have sexual contact with the person or a third person.

www.nikart.ca
Saturday, July 26th, 2003.

Or did he know that this was a lame joke. Who hates beer anyway? And of course a chickleader.

SEX OFFENDER #18


“I was promised a cheerleader. A sexy, horny, 18 year old cheerleader — one with big boobs. Every day, since I was four years old, they told me I’d get one. Every beer commercial, billboard, movie, all my porn mags — they all said it. A cheerleader, just for me, to have for my own.

“So what the hell happened? I never got one! Must be some kind of mistake. Goddamn it, it’s my right as an American citizen. My right as a man. I get a fricken’ cheerleader.

“You didn’t give me one. So, instead, I went out, and I took one. That’s fair — right?”

www.nikart.ca
Tuesday, August 19th, 2003.

Okay, I must admit that this was a funny one.

SEX OFFENDER #16


Sexual battery. That’s what he did. That’s what he is. This particular sexual battery has begun to corrode. His juices are starting to seep out and you can smell that metallic tang of chemicals gone sour. He leaves wet footprints behind that crackle in the dark. Shake his hand and you get an electric shock worse than any joy buzzer. It burns your arm off.

Large, leathery ears like the wings of a dragon jut from his head. If he opened his mouth, his teeth would be sharpened nubs. He’s got the cold, hungry eyes of an underfed alligator.

This man sells coffins to school children.

www.nikart.ca
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2003.

This one is about a coat story.

 

Was he mocking Christ, our Lord here?

 

One of this is below. Quiet weird, you will agree. Guess what? He sold this. I don’t know which douchebag bought it, but whoever did must really have screwed the punchline.

Mr Rogers secret foot fetish

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